The Worst Doctor Who book ever written.

A book stuffed to the gills with the most appalling Fanwank

Charles Dickens writes…

Will Fern, a poor and honest man, but who has been given a bad name

Go. Go now. It’s comedy gold!

“Either a model or a police sniper.”

For the first time since 1964…

I had a flash of inspiration and have ascertained exactly where the Doctor Who 8mm clip comes from! My god that took a lot of figuring out and it’s nice to have it sorted on Doctor Who day.  Happy 46th everyone!

Today’s Mental Spam #2

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Who, me?

You must mean someone else. I just got nominated for being Over the Top with my blog.  At first I thought someone was saying my blog’s crap and why don’t I stop, or in the immortal words of Arthur Daley: “Someone’s having a pop at me!” but then reading his page I realised Mr Maekitso [...]

Today’s mental spam

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Another twit

Well I finally gave in and joined Twitter.  In less than a day I have 7 followers, woo!  I’ve noticed that even d-list celebs don’t reply – boooo, sucks to you.  But follow me and I will follow you, that’s a promise. I’ve even had my first spat with GuyKawasaki because he has a silly [...]

Adam Ant in Bladerunner! Seriously.

When I was a kid I had a t-shirt with the Adam and the Ants logo on it Adam and the Ants logo, c.1979 I still have the t-shirt, it’s faded a bit, but I always figured I’d get it reprinted some day.  So while I went searching for the logo I stumbled across a [...]

More discoveries!

The large-but-yummy actress Julie T Wallace (probably best known for The Life and Loves of a She-Devil) is the daughter of British film star Andrew Keir Though sadly, according to this entry she’s not getting much work due to her build (she’s 6ft2) and only weird men tend to go for her.  Julie, I’d be [...]